Friday, November 17, 2006

 

See, I Knew They Didn't Take Naive Out Of The Dictionary


You know the rules, post your captions in the comments. Winner gets a smack in the mouth.

Comments:
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where does it say i have to wear this tent.

 
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I am an Islamic version of the Playboy bunny.

 
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"In this passage, Allah prefers white ninjas over pirates."

 
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Help me! I've been kidnapped. Call the police.

 
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"I might be able to actually read this book if I didn't have to wear this stupid freakin headdress."

 
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I can't read anyway, I wasn't allowed to read at school. But it apparently says here that islam is the religion of peace.

 
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And I'm wearing gloves..that makes me more pious that the whores in hijab behind me.

 
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I'm actually a male suicide bomber strapped to the MAX, but I will never be frisked or searched here in London because they think I am a Muslim woman, and they have more rights than infidel women...

 
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I meant that when I go to London...

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absurd thought -
God of the Universe cares
what women wear...
.

 
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Am I facing the camera? I can't see a damn thing in this getup!

 
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oh i can feel the cool summer brezee against my ehm yeah against my eyes! :D

 
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Anyone got a paintball gun??

 
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Does this say I'm a blonde or a redhead?

 
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It says here that bra needs to be size C4 ... and it is disposable ... as am I.

 
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